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14.06.2025 02:21
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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