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14.06.2025 02:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Still no good

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Inflation report suggests damage from Trump's tariffs isn't guaranteed - Axios

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?