What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• How should I go about convincing my mother that my foreign online boyfriend isn't out to get my holes or scam me?
• Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
• Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
• Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?
• How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
• Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?
• Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
• What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
• Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?
• Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
• What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
• What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
• What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?